Three Little Pigs

Three little pigs left home one day
Seeking their fortune, seeking their fortune.
First one built his house of hay.
It was easy and he knew it
And that's why he chose to do it.
Then along came...the big, bad wolf
Saying "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
"Not by the hair of my chinny, chin chin."
Then he huffed - A-H-H-H
And he puffed - A-H-H-H
And he blew the house in - Whehhwww

The first little pig found his bro' real quick,
Running for safety, running for safety
This pig built a house of sticks
It was easy and he knew it
And that's why he chose to do it.
Then along came...the big, bad wolf
Saying "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
"Not by the hair of our chinny, chin chins."
Then he huffed - A-H-H-H
And he puffed - A-H-H-H
And he blew the house in - Whehhwww

Two pigs ran to their bro' lickety split
Running for safety, running for safety
This pig built a house of brick
It was hard work and he knew it,
But he knew that he could to do it.
Then along came...the big, bad wolf
Saying "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
"Not by the hair of our chinny, chin chins."
Then he huffed - A-H-H-H
And he puffed - A-H-H-H
And he blew the house,
And he blew the house,
But he couldn't blow the house in

Well the wolf climbed on the roof and on the chimney he got
He was really hungry, He was really hungry
Down he fell to a hot water pot
Burned him badly and he knew it
That this time he really blew it
Then away went..the big, bad wolf
Crying "Little pigs, little pigs, leave me alone.
I don't want to come in, I just want to go home."
Then he growled, GRRR
And he howled, OWWRRRHHH
And he ran away home.

So the pigs were safe and happy in the house made out of brick
Resting real easy, resting real easy
No more cares of a wolfy trick
They were thankful and they knew it
That the wolf fell in the stew-it
Then away went, the two guest pigs
Saying "Little pigs, little pigs, we will now roam
Till we find some more bricks to build a big strong home."
Then they worked, oooohhhh
And they worked, uggghhh
And they built their new homes.

The Wolf's Side of the Story

Three little pigs left home one day

Looking for trouble, looking for trouble
First one dumped a load of hay
On my land was where he did it
Then he took a match and lit it

Then along came me, the big bad wolf

Saying little pig, little pig, whatcha' doin?
Don't you care 'bout the hair on your chinny chinny chin?
Then I huffed, and I puffed, and I blew the fire out

But the fire the pig was makin'

Fried him crisp and made him bacon
So I ate the pig
Yes, I ate the pig
And that bacon's really good!

The second little pig saw his brother's fire trick

They were both pyros, they were both pyros
This one dumped a load of sticks
On my land was where he did it, then he took a match and lit it

Then along came me, the big bad wolf

Saying little pig whatcha' doin'?
Don't you care 'bout the hair on you chinny chinny chin?
Then I huffed, and I puffed, and I blew the fire out

But the fire the pig was makin'

Fried him crisp and made him bacon
So I ate the pig
Yes, I ate the pig
And that bacon's really good!

The third little pig got his fire lighting kicks

Carrying matches, carrying matches
This one dumped some charcoal bricks
On my land was where he did it, then he took a match and lit it

Then along came me, the big bad wolf

Saying little pig whatcha' doin'?
Don't you care 'bout the hair on you chinny chinny chin
Then I blew the coals, then I blew the coals
But the fire flared up

And the fire this pig was makin'

Burnt my tail and left me shakin
So I ran away, Yes, I ran away
'Cause I didn't wanna die

So believe me that this story that I'm tellin' you is true

Pigs are all pyros, Pigs are all pyros
Ya really gotta watch 'em or they'll burn up you
They're addicted to the fire, and the flame is their desire

So listen to the big bad wolf

Keep the little pigs, little pigs, away from your kin
They don't care 'bout your chinny chin chin
Or your huff, or your puff, you can't blow all their fires out

But the fires these pigs are makin'

Burn 'em up and make 'em bacon
You can eat 'em up!  Yes, you can eat 'em up
And that bacon's really good!