The Three Bears


Three bears wandered out in the wood
Their porridge was hot so it didn’t taste good
Goldilocks came knockin’ at the door
Pushed it open and saw some more
Oh my, she really shouldn’t do it
My, My, there was really nothin’ to it
So Goldy walked in, Goldy walked right in that door!

She came to the table where the porridge was placed
The papa bear’s bowl was too hot to taste
Mama bear’s bowl was cold in a cup
So the baby bear bowl Goldy ate it all up
Oh my, she really shouldn’t do it
My, My, there was really nothin’ to it
So Goldy gobbled down, Goldy gobbled right down that bowl!

Now Goldy looked around for a place to sit
But the papa bear chair just really didn’t fit
The mama bear chair was cushy soft and fake
So the baby bear chair she decided to take
Oh my, she really shouldn’t do it
My, My, there was really nothin’ to it
So Goldy sat down, Goldy sat down on that chair! - Crash!

She was gettin’ real tired and even really sleepy
But the papa bear bed was way too big and creepy
The mama bear bed was piled up in a heap
So Goldy on the baby bear bed did sleep
Oh my, she really shouldn’t do it
My, My, there was really nothin’ to it
So Goldy slept deep, Goldy slept deep in that bed!

Well the bears came back and they went to dine
And the papa bear said, “Who’s been eatin’ mine?”
The mama bear said “What’s been goin’ on?”
But the baby bear screamed “All my food is gone!”
Oh, my, now she’s gone and done it
My, my, she’s gonna have to jump and run it
Goldy shouldn’t ‘a gobbled down, Goldy shouldn’t ‘a gobbled down that bowl !

Then the bears went to sit, and they're are lookin’ there
And the papa bear said, "Someone’s gone and moved my chair"
Mama looked for hers and called out “Holy Smoke”
And the baby bear screamed “My fav’rite chair’s been broke!”
Oh my, now she’s gone and done it
My, my, she’s gonna have to jump and run it
Goldy shouldn’t ‘a break down, Goldy shouldn’t ‘a break down that chair!

Now the bears are tired and they’re feeling kinda dead
Then the papa bear shouts “Who’s been sleepin in my bed?”
Mama looks at hers and says “I do agree”
And the baby bear screams, “Someone’s in here, can’t ya see?”
Oh my, now she’s gone and done it
My, my, she’s gonna have to jump and run it
Goldy shouldn’t ‘a slept in, Goldy shouldn’t ‘a slept in that bed!

Well, Goldy wakes up and she looks up in their faces
And leaps out of that bed and is off down to the races
She tears out of that house just a runnin’ fast as lightning
Cause the bears showed their teeth which they often use for biting
Oh my, Goldy really learned her lesson
My, My, with the bears just don’t be messin’
And Goldy don’t go in, Goldy don’t go in that door!